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I like comics, art, reptiles, stuff, and other random shit. Hail the Goblin King

textsfromgayswimmers:

badgerclawsaresharp:

textsfromgayswimmers:

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            he water is alive. Once you dive in, it will immediately bare its fangs and attack. But, there’s nothing to fear. Don’t resist the water. Thrust your fingers into the surface and carve an opening. Then you slide your body through that opening. Moving your arms, your head, your chest…

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nitratediva:

"We queens are not free to answer the call of our heart…" Lil Dagover in The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1919).

nitratediva:

"We queens are not free to answer the call of our heart…" Lil Dagover in The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1919).


shmeards:

gods-nips:

I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

Always reblog


teacakes:

Seeing your reflection in a steaming hot cup of Truth Tea™ and hissing, “YASSSSSSSSSSS!” 

teacakes:

Seeing your reflection in a steaming hot cup of Truth Tea and hissing, “YASSSSSSSSSSS!” 


graveyard-whimsy:

little-ms-spooky:

darkthoughtsbrightdays:

little-ms-spooky:

How to Dance Goth

I can’t get over how true this is. Every fucking time 

I’m glad people still like this :)

*makes note of these for future reference*


mondoodoo:

so i was looking up off bug spray ads and i was expecting to see some lady on a lawn chair with a bottle of bug spray but instead i saw

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then i came across this gem

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and this last one was pure gold

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god bless you off bug spray


shimadonna:


Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are.

the fuckin dog is like
should i lick the bun
i’m gonna lick the bun
*licks the bun*

shimadonna:

Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are.

the fuckin dog is like

should i lick the bun

i’m gonna lick the bun

*licks the bun*


bodhisattva-belladonna:

At the Dead Sea by VictorZamanski
Where I am in my head today.

bodhisattva-belladonna:

At the Dead Sea by VictorZamanski

Where I am in my head today.


lotolle:

typette:

doujinsushi:

when I was younger I used to watch Winnie the Pooh all the time and everytime I saw pooh eating honey I was always like “mmmm that looks good” so imagine my disappointment when I saw honey for the first time. Pooh is eating like nacho cheese lookin honey he had me excited for nothing

no, bro. Pooh is eating raw, unpasteurized honey. Like this:

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godlike

Oh my God. I’ve literally thought this my entire life. 


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