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fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

(Source: grovyle, via this-isnt-catpunning)

overheatedhead:

When watching this video I came to think about people who’s fetish is kitten/catplay (When you’re turned on by acting or being treated as a cat). 
If they were to be hardcore catplayers it wouldn’t be enough to just eat and drink from bowls or making purring sounds. They need to go all in, like this.

Otherwise it would be highly selective playing, and nobody likes a half-player.

Kitten's dos and dont's and must haves for Daddy

Do:Pet my hair
Do:Kiss my forehead
Do:Kiss me
Do:Call me mine
Do:Hold my hand
Do:Pull me close by my hips
Do:Cuddle me
Do:Let me paw at you
Do:Feed me by hand <3
Do:Make cupcakes with me
Do:Dance around silly with me
Do:Let me sleep until noon
Do:Make me a nest of pillows in a sunbeam
Do:Collar me
Do:Spank my ass in public (lightly just to make me jump ;)
Do:Let me drink milk from a crystal bowl (bonus points if there is liquor involved)
Do:Call me princess
Don't:Mess up my hair, it's a hassle as it is
Don't:Make me cry unless I ask ;)
Don't:Let me have a lot of dairy, it makes kitten sick
Don't:Be super rough unless I'm being rough back ;)
Don't:Lie to me
Must have:Cuddles lots of them
Must have:Lots and lots of kisses
Must have:Kitten time with you
Must have:Pets, not petting kitty results in a very grumpy kitten.

framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

(via ttigerstars)

phenrirr:

I was asked a couple times for some hair refs, though unfortunately I could only get some of my latest hairstyle. 

(via v0nvamp)

The Signs thoughts

12-stars:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

(via nicky-anne)

australiansanta:

some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

(via moon-xviii)

Anonymous asked: may I pray for your teeth


Answer:

jobhaver:

pray as much as you want, you aren’t getting any of my fucking teeth

queermonsterlady:

girls don’t like boys girls like satsuki kiryuin

(via ttigerstars)

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